I'm STILL a very naughty boy!

Howdy folks,

Yes folks, I am officially the slackest blogger on the planet. Truth to tell, I've been busy jobhunting. Commuting 2 hours each way is boring, so I don't get much time to handle the eBook. Including the Oz-eBook, of course. Which is why I haven't uploaded as yet.

As chanteuse extraordinaire Kylie Minogue would sing, "give me just a little more time".

I'm a VERY naughty boy!

OK, OK, so it's nearly a month since I posted...

But a lot has happened. Including downloading (but not yet uploading) my new photos and the mock-up of the book cover. And again, writing (but again, not uploading) the Oz-eBook.

I'd say it's time to upload, and get cracking on the next eBook. Which is one that I'm excited about: the effect of layout on sales on a computer screen. That's right, how to increase sales by using effective layout for your website. I'll have a chapter on why most web designers should be shot. Maybe I'll even give away bullets -- one per book -- as a promotional offer with the new eBook. (But you have to get your own gun.)

Just kidding. But really, most web designers should be shot. Find out soon why. :-)

I'm a naughty boy...

Yes, everyone, I've been very naughty. Actually, not so much naughty as sick in bed. :-(

So I haven't blogged in almost a month, and no, I haven't uploaded the Oz-eBook. Nor have I uploaded my photographs (although I have seen them, and they're great). Nice work Glamour Pets.

So apologies to all you Australians keen to see the eBook in all its strine glory, and remember: Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi!

Oz-eBook is on its way!

Yup, I know I've said it before -- but the Oz-eBook is on its way. Just a slight glitch in uploading, but then you can have Juicy Red Berries in Oztrayan. Which will be really convenient for all my Australian customers (and with the Australian dollar moving to new heights, convenient for my bank account :-)

Oz-e, Oz-e, Oz-e, oi, oi, oi!

Oz-eBook is written

Well it's done. The Oz-eBook is now in existence, although I'm still yet to upload it. I figure it's the least I can do for my countrymen (should that be countrypeople?) as they're buying my book so enthusiastically. :-)

And speaking of my countrywhatever, there's a new movie out called Razzle Dazzle. If you get the chance, go see it. It gets a 5-star rating from me. Kerry Armstrong does a star turn as the stage mother from hell. I haven't laughed so much since Muriel's Wedding.

Since I started blogging, my life's been as good as an ABBA song. As good as Dancing Queen.

Books, more books...

It's getting crazy here, although it's a good kind of crazy.

I had in mind that I wanted to write a book. Just one book.

Ha!

Book #2 is being written this weekend. Along with books 3 and 4. what started with one book (Juicy Red Berries, about layout) has a follow up (Juicy Red Berries for Computer Layout). And now everyone in Australia is requested Australian/British language versions (with Australian payment option in Australian dollars).

And then another couple of book ideas have landed in my head (isn't inspiration great?!). Adding Australian versions, it's now books 5, 6, 7 and 8.

Expect to see me blogging a bit less often. :-)